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What do you call it when an exclamation mark is having sex?

Exclamating

What happens when a question mark and an exclamation mark love each other very much?

They [interrobang!](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interrobang)

What's a prisoner's favourite piece of punctuation?

Periods, exclamation marks, or question marks - whichever one ends the sentence quicker.

I told my wife to hurry up and get off of her period.

So she can get on my exclamation mark.

My mom always said I was like a punctuation mark

I am an exclamation mark when I should have just been a period.

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True Story

When I was going to college (in eastern european country), the dorms had only one toilet and they were locked after midnight. One night my friend wakes me up saying that he has stomach issues and cannot hold it in. We go to the window in the corridor and he puts his ass out of the window and eases h...

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