I went around asking people if they knew who made the song Roundabout

It was a Yes or no question.

I once saw a caveman wandering aimlessly in a roundabout manner.

I think it was a meanderthal.

What do British people do when there is a traffic jam at a roundabout?

They form a Q.

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A Marine rowing a boat in the Atlantic Saying “1 2 3 4, MARINE CORPS, MARINE CORPS!”

God looks down upon it and see’s this.
God says “Well surely he wants to die, and I’m an asshole so I’m kill him but in a really roundabout way.”
God snaps his fingers and the marines brain disappears.
The marine keeps rowing, saying “1 2 3 4, MARINE CORPS!”
Then God is like “What the fu...

I hate those traffic circle thingies when I'm not needing to turn.

It seems straight forward, but it's a really roundabout way of doing things.

For a long time, I’ve been trying to understand roundabouts.

It feels like I’m just going in circles.

I just lost my job manufacturing children’s playground aparatus

This industry is all swings and roundabouts

Why did the road cross the road?

Because civil engineers & urban planners don't like roundabouts!

The stutterer

So a guy with a stutter wants to ask his girlfriend to marry him. However, every time he tries, he gets nervous and stutters so badly he can barely get a word out. So he goes to a friend and asks for advice.

The friend says, "Here's what you do. Instead of coming right out and asking her, ask...

I took a detour on the way home yesterday. Took me through 8 traffic circles,

but it got me where I was going, in a roundabout way.

Based on an urban myth: Two guys were smoking weed one late evening

Not being in the best state for great decisions, they figured they wanted to go for a ride to pick up some food. However, as they came to the first roundabout one guy said, let's go for an extra round. Sure, said the other and off they went.

"You know what would be even better?"

"Wh...

My life as a seesaw technician.

It has its ups and downs. It used to be all swings and roundabouts but I changed departments.

My wife and I couldn't figure out the British term for a traffic circle.

We got the finally found the roundabout answer from researching about it in the library.

Paddy’s Suggestion

Paddy and Mick are blind drunk and going home from a night out and realize that they don’t have enough money for a taxi so they decide to go to the Bus Depot and steal a bus. … Mick breaks into the depot as Paddy stands as a lookout. …

After a while, Paddy decides to see what is keeping Mi...

There are 9 circles of Hell.

And if you think that's bad, there are 130 roundabouts of Milton Keynes.

Drivers be aware

Drivers be aware. The Highways Agency found over 200 dead crows on the A421, near the Northampton roundabout recently, and there was concern that they may have died from Avian Flu. A Pathologist examined the remains of all the crows, and, to everyone's relief, confirmed the problem was NOT Avian Flu...

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A police officer is returning home drunk..

A police officer returns home drunk in his car from a colleague's house. He is driving safely, until suddenly a patrol on the side of the road motions him to stop by for a check. He quickly draws out his badge, confident that his colleagues will believe it and says: ''Don't worry colleagues, I've dr...

There are two kinds of Asians...

The kind you see drifting in Tokyo Drift, and the other you see drifting around roundabouts.

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