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Macau Jokes

Why does China put all their casinos in Macau?

Because they don't like Tibet.

Where is Macau located?

In MaFarm

17 years ago, on 20 Dec 1999, a Portuguese farmer was reading the newspaper before tending to his fields and work

His wife walks in the door and quickly glances at the newspaper. "Honey," she says, "We lost one of our animals."

The farmer says nothing.

She asks him, "Where's Macau?"

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