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MOATS!, PORTCULLIS!, DRAWBRIDGE! ARMOURY! BATTLEMENTS! sorry for shouting, I have a condition that makes me shout out things you find in a castle..

It's called TURRETS!

When asked what a drawbridge is, I always shrug.

I think it's a defence mechanism.

Last night at the pub I was talking to a drawbridge operator about his job.

I asked him if he liked it.
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He said it has its ups and downs.
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