MOATS!, PORTCULLIS!, DRAWBRIDGE! ARMOURY! BATTLEMENTS! sorry for shouting, I have a condition that makes me shout out things you find in a castle..
It's called TURRETS!
When asked what a drawbridge is, I always shrug.
I think it's a defence mechanism.
Last night at the pub I was talking to a drawbridge operator about his job.
I asked him if he liked it. . . . . . . He said it has its ups and downs.
As I was telling my grandfather goodnight over the phone, he proceeded to tell me "the height of conceit."
Which in his own words:
"You know the height of conceit son? A flea floating on his back down a river, sporting a hard-on, yelling 'OPEN THE DRAWBRIDGE' "
That man.
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
