I found a 1,700 yard rock the other day....

It was a real milestone.

I hit a Milestone today

and now my fist really hurts.

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Since The Simpson's just reached the 600 episode milestone, I'd like to take a moment to remember it's importance to american history ...

Its unwaveringly realistic portrayal of the yellow people's disenfranchisement while pursuing the American Dream is a testament to our nation's tolerant spirit.

A geologist discovers a giant rock that's 5280 feet across

It was quite the milestone

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The United Arab Emirates have recently accepted the Catholic church,

A true milestone achievement for the gay community in the UAE.

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A boy came home from school and told his parents that he’d had sex with his English teacher...

His father stood to the side while his mother, who was furious, told him he was grounded and to go to his room until they calmed down and could talk to him about it more in depth.

After the kid was in his room for awhile his Dad quietly came in. He said, “Son, what you did... it’s not okay. ...

If there is 1.6 km in a mile...

...does that mean there are 1.6 kilopebbles in a milestone?

(Thank you, I'll let myself out now)

I found a rock yesterday which measured 1760 yards in length.

Must be some kind of milestone.

A staff member once said..

The intent is to provide players with a sense of pride and accomplishment for unlocking different heroes.

As for cost, we selected initial values based upon data from the Open Beta and other adjustments made to milestone rewards before launch. Among other things, we're looking at average p...

Congratulations to my wife!

who reached a new culinary milestone today by setting off the neighbors' smoke alarm!

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A very rich man gave birth to a son.

On the son's sixteenth birthday, The man asked him what he wanted, and said that he would get anything his heart could desire. The son only asked for a pink ping pong ball. His father was curious, but complied. After they had cake and ice cream and the son opened his presents, he went up to his room...

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A contestant Sally, on 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?' had reached the final plateau.

If she answered the next question correctly, she would win
$1,000,000.
If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket only the $25,000 milestone money.

And as she suspected the Million Dollar Qu...

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