Q : With Britain leaving EU soon, how much space will be freed up?

A: 1 GB

Turkey can now finally join the EU

Why? Well because now that the UK has left, there's 1 GB of free space

Why does the EU look so good?

She’s lost a pound

Why is EU like a frying pan?

Because Greece is stuck at the bottom

Well the EU servers are full

But they almost have one GB of extra space

If Britain leaves EU, how much space will be freed up?

1 GB

Breaking: English to be made the official language of the EU!

The European Commission has announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU, rather than German, which was the other contender. Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had room for improvement and has therefore accepted a five-year phasing in of "Euro-E...

If EU were a person

If EU were a person and they start a new clothing brand, what would it be called?

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EUropa

What does the EU call Miley Cyrus?

Kilometre Cyrus

What did the US say to the EU?

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What's a downside of making EU jokes?

It's very easy to cross the border.

Eu in a nutshell

"I am hungary"

"Maybe you should czech the fridge."

"I am russian to the kitchen."

"Is there any turkey?"

"We have some, but its covered in Greece"

"Ew,there's norway I'd eat that!"

The EU just passed a new law and one member signed directly in the center of the document

No one expects the Spanish ink position.

Remember when Britain was still part of the EU?

I still remember it like it was yesterday.

A man goes on EU reddit for the first time

and the first night he's browsing through, looking for memes. He sees a post, the title being just “802” with thousands of upvotes, comments full of people making puns.

He thought that was pretty odd, then he saw another post, "1765" With even more upvotes!

"What's going on?" he asked ...

Brexit's Worst-Case Scenario:

Brexit to be followed by Grexit. Departugal. Italeave. Fruckoff. Czechout. Oustria. Finish. Slovlong. Latervia. Byegium.. until EU reach the state of Germlonely.

The dying chemist tells his assistant..

To check the following numbers in the periodic table. Confused, but still wishing to follow his directions, he listens carefully and the chemist lists down the numbers, 10, 23, 47, 8, 7, 47, 53, 23, 63, 92, 15. After listung them down, the assistant tells the chemist he did it, and with a smile, the...

The EU was invited to a thanksgiving dinner

but they refused to have turkey

What does a European person say when they see something nasty?

EU.

Why are EU gamers so serious about what they do?

Because they can’t be memers

What’s the EU’s least favourite game?

Monopoly

Germany and the Czech Republic have left the EU to form their own fully integrated economy.

Their currency is called the ✓

What will happen to the EU's computers when Brexit happens ?

They'll have an additional 1 **GB** of free space.

EU memes here

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Thanks article 13

Everyone has heard about Among US.

Hopefully there’s gonna be noone among EU.

A Cypriot Joke translated to English!

Two best friends depart their ways from High School to go abroad to make lots of money.

Many years later they meet up at a local a beach Costas says to Andrea how did you get on while abroad did you make a lot of money? Nah he said i been sitting here all these years drinking beers!

Co...

Why wont America ever switch to using coins like in the EU?

Because conservatives don't like change.

Why did the EU start downloading random stuff to it's computer?

It had freed up one GB of space.

Hey EU, heard you lost a country...

..., UK bro?

I'm surprised that the UK left the EU by voting.

Most of the time they leave on penalty kicks.

Apparently the Brexit is inspiring other countries to hold their own referenda, and could lead to the breakup of the EU.

Could this be The Final Countdown for Europe?

It’s easier to take Wales out of the EU...

...than it is to take a Welshman out of the ewe.

Trump is President of the United States and Britain left the EU.

APRIL FOOLS'!

Ah...wait...

How do they celebrate Thanksgiving in the EU?

I don’t know, but they sure as hell don’t have Turkey.

Scotland might not leave the EU...

but Theresa May.

What did GB say to EU?

Peace out, EUROn EUROwn!

They said Brexit would let us get closer to non-EU countries.

They were right, we now have more in common with Zimbabwe than ever before.

Three Most Important People

God was looking down on the earth and decided everything was too messed up to let it continue. He decided giving an ultimatum to humans would do the trick, so he called up who he thought were the three most important people on earth to tell them. God called up Angela Merkel, Vladimir Putin, and Dona...

Since yesterday, more than 2 million Brits have called for a new EU referendum...

That's what you get when Donald Trump says you made the right choice.

You see each country has its own currency

In the US they have the dollar

In the UK they have the pound

In the EU they have the euro

In Australia they have toilet paper

The EU has said that more needs to be done to help the Syrian refugees, especially the children.

May I recommend swimming lessons?

Now the UK is out of the EU we can ban pre-shredded cheese.

Make Britain grate again.

I heard Scotland wants another independence referendum.

I guess we’ll get away with leaving the EU scot-free after all.

It’s nice to see one New Years resolution is being followed.

One month in and the EU has already lost a pound.

Looks like the UK didn't read the fine print when cutting off ties with the EU...

You Brexit, you bought it.

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

If Great Britian leaves the EU then it will be like its own Hong Kong

Owned by the British, surprisingly prosperous for its size, and desperately longing to be white.

Is the EU working out?

It lost a few pounds this summer.

Britain should have written a break up note

"It's not EU, it's me"

I’d make a joke about Article 13, but...

*This post has been removed under breach of the EU Copyright Legislation.*

So my friend is a truck driver for DHL..

Friend: so I was returning from EU mainland back to the UK after doing this job and got all the way back to the depot and when we were unloading you never guess what we found?

Me: what?

Friend: 6 immigrants hidden in the load

Me: OMG what did DHL do?

Friend: what do you t...

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A 5 year old and 3 year old - Best Joke EU

A 5 year old and a 3 year old are upstairs in their bedroom
'You know what?' says the 5 year old, 'I think it's about time we started swearing.'
The 3 year old nods his head in approval, so the 5 year old says,
'When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then you swear after...

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

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Greatest weight loss program in history

EU will lose billions and billions of pounds when Britain leaves

Some years ago a small rural town in Spain twinned with a similar town in Greece .

The Mayor of the Greek town visited the Spanish town. When he saw the palatial mansion belonging to the Spanish mayor he wondered how he could afford such a house.

The Spaniard said; "You see that bridge over there? The EU gave us a grant to build a two-lane bridge, but by building a single l...

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Brentry

In anticipation of Brexit many British politicians have unfriended their EU counterparts on Facebook.

I guess now they will have to referiend'em...

The year 2192

The year is 2192. The British Prime Minister visits Brussels to ask for an extension of the Brexit deadline. He leaves a ceremonial letter. For reasons lost in time, this letter is always unsigned. Ceremonial garb includes a suit that looks like it was made for a someone of an entirely different si...

Forever mortal frenemies

Britain and France. Forever mortal frenemies. The rivalry goes back over 1000 years. One of the biggest sticking point has always been the channel. Is it the British channel or the French? In order to show how one country was superior in the rivalry every 100 years the 2 countries would hold a cross...

Roses are red, violets are blue

How hard is it, to leave the EU?

What is United Kingdom's top song for December 2018?

"All I want for Christmas is EU"

What happens if a European chameleon turns blue?

It's arrested for violating EU regulations

Rick Astley's releasing a new song lamenting the 'Brexit' result...

It's titled:

Never Gonna Give EU Up

I regret joining the gym recently..

leaving the EU would've been a more effective way to lose pounds

The year is 2161....

...and the Earth has just joined United Federation of Planets....

Without UK.
Which is still trying to exit EU.

What have Britain and Warner Brothers/DC got in common?

Neither of them know how to handle an EU.

Trump and Putin...

...get cryogenically frozen after their respective deaths, and are re-woken 200 years later.

They decide to take a walk through the city together. Suddenly, Putin stops and bursts out laughing, pointing at the headline at a newsstand: "USA in worst financial crisis in history"

They...

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Why dont you need birth controls when having sex with British boys?

They are the earliest to pull out of eu.

It's amazing how much has changed since the 80s

Back then we had a celebrity president with ultraconservative views and a cult following who was obsessed with a wall in the White House, a female Prime Minister with a complicated relationship with the EU and a total disregard for the poor of the country in Number Ten, the Russians were under a reg...

Whats the french version of Brexit?

adiEU

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What's the thing in common between buying shoes and jews?

There are more of them in 39 than in 45. (the joke work only with EU size :-D )

What have Disney and the U.K. got in common?

Both dropped the EU And screwed over a lot of people

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