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Paul Walker Jokes

Why did Paul Walker cross the road?

Because he wasn’t wearing a seat belt.

The Fast and the Furious 10 title should be dedicated to Paul Walker

Fast 10: Your Seatbelts

Selling Paul Walker's keyboard on ebay ( $100 )

Disclaimer: it's missing a key ( previous owner lost CTRL ).

What do both Paul Walker and Vin Diesel have in common?

Both of their last big hits were trees

Racecar backwards is still racecar.

But racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died.

Did you hear about Paul Walker on the radio?

And the dashboard and pretty much the rest of the interior

I went on a date with this girl...

and for some reason we got to the topic of celebrity crushs
I told her that mine was Cardi B

She told me that her crush was Paul Walker, I immediately replied with 'so we have similar tastes'. She gave me a confused look so I elaborated by saying 'well both of them used to be wrapped arou...

Have you ever thought about the word racecar and how it's a palindrome?

Put it backwards and it spells racecar, put it sideways and it kills Paul Walker.

What is red and can't climb trees?

Paul Walker's Porsche

If they release three more sequels of 'Fast and Furious' series...

They should name the last one - "Fast10 - Your Seatbelt" in memory of Paul Walker.

I can see why Paul Walker jokes aren't funny anymore.

Poor guy can't catch a "brake".









(P.S. Happy Birthday Paul Walker. I wish u were still here)

What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes?

It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.

What's Paul Walker's favorite energy drink???

N.O.S.



too bad he can't handle the crash...

If Paul Walker was alive right now, I bet he would be

Frantically scratching at the inside of his coffin.

why cant Paul Walker use tumblr?

He only sticks to the dashboard

Paul Walker took up Zen Buddism not long before his death. . .

He became one with a tree.

what's the difference between Paul Walker and Betty White?

Paul Walker hit 100 before he died.

What was Paul Walker last words?

I could have had a V8.

Did you know Paul walker was on the radio when he died?

He was also on the dashboard, the windscreen and the steering wheel.

After a fight, my girlfriend wanted to know where we stood. I told her I loved her like Vin Diesel loves Paul Walker. She got all giddy and told me how much she loves me too.

I looked at her with confusion and clarified: "What I meant was you're dead to me."

I added Paul Walker on Xbox,

but he spends all his time on the dashboard.

Did you know that Paul Walker had dandruff?

I didn’t know either, until I saw his Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.

Slow and Steady Wins the Race.

But Fast and Furious killed Paul Walker.

What do Paul Walker and George of The Jungle have in common?

They both should've watched out for that tree.

What do you grt when you mix a fireball and an irish carbomb?

A paul walker

What's the saddest part of Paul Walker being CGI in Fast 7?

Realizing they should have used CGI the whole time

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