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Why did Paul Walker cross the road?

Because he wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
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The Fast and the Furious 10 title should be dedicated to Paul Walker

Fast 10: Your Seatbelts
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Selling Paul Walker's keyboard on ebay ( $100 )

Disclaimer: it's missing a key ( previous owner lost CTRL ).
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What do both Paul Walker and Vin Diesel have in common?

Both of their last big hits were trees
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Racecar backwards is still racecar.

But racecar sideways is how Paul Walker died.
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Did you hear about Paul Walker on the radio?

And the dashboard and pretty much the rest of the interior
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I went on a date with this girl...

and for some reason we got to the topic of celebrity crushs
I told her that mine was Cardi B

She told me that her crush was Paul Walker, I immediately replied with 'so we have similar tastes'. She gave me a confused look so I elaborated by saying 'well both of them used to be wrapped arou...
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What is red and can't climb trees?

Paul Walker's Porsche
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Have you ever thought about the word racecar and how it's a palindrome?

Put it backwards and it spells racecar, put it sideways and it kills Paul Walker.
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What happened to all the Paul Walker jokes?

It seems like they started going pretty fast, then just...stopped.
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If they release three more sequels of 'Fast and Furious' series...

They should name the last one - "Fast10 - Your Seatbelt" in memory of Paul Walker.
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I can see why Paul Walker jokes aren't funny anymore.

Poor guy can't catch a "brake".









(P.S. Happy Birthday Paul Walker. I wish u were still here)
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What's Paul Walker's favorite energy drink???

N.O.S.



too bad he can't handle the crash...
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why cant Paul Walker use tumblr?

He only sticks to the dashboard
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Paul Walker took up Zen Buddism not long before his death. . .

He became one with a tree.
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If Paul Walker was alive right now, I bet he would be

Frantically scratching at the inside of his coffin.
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what's the difference between Paul Walker and Betty White?

Paul Walker hit 100 before he died.
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What was Paul Walker last words?

I could have had a V8.
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Did you know Paul walker was on the radio when he died?

He was also on the dashboard, the windscreen and the steering wheel.
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After a fight, my girlfriend wanted to know where we stood. I told her I loved her like Vin Diesel loves Paul Walker. She got all giddy and told me how much she loves me too.

I looked at her with confusion and clarified: "What I meant was you're dead to me."
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Did you know that Paul Walker had dandruff?

I didn’t know either, until I saw his Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment.
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I added Paul Walker on Xbox,

but he spends all his time on the dashboard.
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What do you grt when you mix a fireball and an irish carbomb?

A paul walker
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Slow and Steady Wins the Race.

But Fast and Furious killed Paul Walker.
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What do Paul Walker and George of The Jungle have in common?

They both should've watched out for that tree.
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What's the saddest part of Paul Walker being CGI in Fast 7?

Realizing they should have used CGI the whole time
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