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Voting Machine Jokes

My voting machine broke in my voting booth today...

I guess you could say it had electile dysfunction.

George Soros is a big reason im voting for Hillary!

His voting machines didn't really give me a choice.

Clinton, Sanders, Trump and Cruz are having lunch together...

and they're discussing why each thinks they'll win.
"I have the support of women and minorities" says Clinton. "I have the support of intellectuals" says Sanders "I have the support of the average american tired of politics as usual" says Trump.
Cruz just smiles..."I have the support of the pe...

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