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The Zamboni driver went missing.

We're hoping he'll resurface.

Nobody's heard from the Zamboni drivers since the NHL cancelled their season.

I'm sure they'll resurface at some point.

Happy birthday to Frank Zamboni

A revolutionary inventor, despite being dead for almost 40 years, his name still resurfaces.

My local hockey rink just reported their Zamboni driver has gone missing...

They hope he resurfaces soon.

Did you guys see the Zamboni Race on TV?

It was a clean sweep

How did the blonde die ice fishing?

She was hit by a Zamboni

This Zamboni operator skidded out of control into our Dungeons & Dragons meeting

Why he be all slidin into my DMs

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