How does a ghost woman scare her victims?

With her boooooobies

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What’s a horse’s primary concern when voting?

A stable economy.

Why are voting results inaccurate in Afghanistan?

It's because of the tally ban.

What do you call a group of shorebirds voting for their shared interests?

A bloc of seagulls.

Voting results have just been certified at my house

My wife will remain in charge for another four years

60+ days off work, gas prices at an all time low, $1200... I know who I'm voting for...

Coronavirus for president!

Just a quick note to my American cousins. Voting is like driving a car....

'D' to go forward.

'R' to go reverse.

After early voting today, I stopped off in the men's restroom...

Some pervert stood right next to me at the stall and was eyeballing my junk!

It's ok though, he said he was an OFFICIAL pole watcher.

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What’s common between owning a cat and voting?

Checking a box for a piece of shit.

Voting this year feels like I’m at a grocery store

And I have to pick between an orange and a vegetable

Breaking News: Supreme court has ruled that basic intelligence tests for Election voting is Discriminatory.

The judge said that it is unfair to block all Republicans from voting.

Report: Trump endorses all-mail voting

Correction: Male voting, Trump endorses all-male voting.

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Voting in America is like cleaning up after your dog...

No one wants to deal with that shit, but it's your duty.

Why I won’t be voting for Trump or Biden

I’m Indian

With so many posts online telling me to vote, I kinda feel bad for not voting today

And I'm not even an American.

Mr Trump, the American people will be voting soon...what do you think of the ballots ?

"I much prefer faster songs ."

Republicans declared they're against mail-in voting.

So Democrats went postal.

What is more difficult than getting an assault rifle in the U.S.?

Getting a water bottle in a Georgia voting line

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Voting is like anal.

It doesn’t happen often, so you may regret not participating.

Something that should be taken seriously by adults that participate in it, and it is beneficial to both parties involved.

Some see it as a painful process that involves them putting in extra effort, when there could be a mi...

If I were American, I'd vote Bernie...

But I'm Russian, so I'm voting Trump

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I'm not voting for Biden or Trump...

**....I own a cat and spend enough time checking boxes for pieces of shit.**

I have to say after watching the impeachment voting...

This has to be the most interesting season of the apprentice yet!

I’m American and won’t be voting in the upcoming election. Here’s why:

I’m 15

What's the biggest drawback to voting by mail?

Postage from Russia will cost a fortune!

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