Pulleys are annoying!!

They are always the center of a tension.

The pulley is the most egotistical of all the machines.

It’s always at the centre of a tension.

What does a pulley like the best about its position?

It's the center of a tension.

What do Donald Trump, Kim Jong Un and a pulley have in common?

They are constantly the center of a tension.

There was once an island kingdom whose people were all fabulously wealthy.

Even though they could have afforded to live anywhere they wanted, tradition dictated they stay on their tiny island home.

Eventually, their king became frustrated and called a meeting of the tribe's elders. He said he wanted them to figure out a way he could enjoy his wealth, and stay within...

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Amanda and Bob are walking through the village on a hot day, both very thirsty.

They both see their friend Carl walking to his house with a bucket full of water in his hands. Bob asks him "Carl, where'd you get all that water you're carrying?" to which Carl responds "Oh, I went down to the... uhh... the hole in the plaza that goes down into the earth and there's water at the bo...

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man writing to his insurance

I am writing in response to your request for additional information.  In block number three of the accident reporting form, I put "poor planning" as the cause of my accident.  You said in your letter that I should explain more and I trust that the following details are sufficient:

I am a bric...

A Student is in Engineering Class, when the Teacher asks What is a Machine?

Student 1: A machine is anything that reduces human effort

Teacher: Will you please elaborate?

Student 1: Anything that simplifies work, or saves time, is a machine

Teacher: What is the true definition?

Student 2: Sir, machines are any combination of bodies so connected t...

A Zulu chief visits Buckingham Palace

The thing he was most amazed by was that the queen in all her glory could have a throne and a bed in the same building.

“I am the king of my own people so I should have the same” he thought. So upon returning to his village he installed a pulley system in his grass hut with a throne and a be...

People tell me I raised my child the wrong way.

When in fact pulleys are very efficient.


A physicist, an engineer, and a mathematician go camping.

They bring out a giant can of beans to eat but no one brought a can opener. The physicist says, "I know how we can open it, we can make a really hot fire and place the can in it. The internal pressure will rise and burst open the can." The mathematician says, "we can't do that, we'll lose half our b...

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