What do you call a bacterial disease caused by two grizzlies?


What did the doctor say to the patient suffering from a bacterial infection?

Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well

I know a good joke about bacterial disease

But I dont want to spread it

Why did Shakespeare get so many bacterial infections?

Because he only had quillicillin

I took a video of my symptoms that suggested a bacterial infection

it turned out to be viral.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

So this guys goes to the doctor because he is often delirious

The doctor says;

“Listen, take this syringe, go home, and inject some anti-bacterial dish soap RIGHT into your veins”

The guys says “Ok” then goes home and does exactly that.

The next day he returns and says “Doctor, i did what you said, and it made my penis shrivel into a lit...

Did you hear about the bacterial outbreak in the office?

They said it was a staff infection.

My father’s sister is obsessed with killing germs,

we call her Auntie Bacterial.

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