Genes are like grandparents

We all have them and hopefully our parents don't share them.

Scientists have discovered the gene for shyness

They stated that it could have been discovered years ago, but it was found hiding behind two other genes...

What does a biologist wear on a first date?

Designer Genes

Q: How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?

A: Pull down their genes!

Damn girl are you messenger ribonucleic acid?

Cuz you unzip my genes.

An 80-year-old man went to the doctor for a general check-up.

The doctor was shocked to see his health,
Asked--
'What is the secret of your good health ....?'

- 'I get up before the sun rises and go out for cycling and then come and drink two glasses of wine!
Maybe this is the secret of my health. '

Doctor - 'Okay, but can I ask you how ...

I once seduced a woman by telling her I'd sequence her DNA

but I stopped at first base when she told me what I'd find in her genes

My mom said that my dad told too many puns and dad jokes. She said “you have your fathers genes”

I said his jeans are too big for me

Doctor: your dad is not with us anymore

Me: damn

Doctor: He’s at a different hospital

Me: oh ok

Doctor: dead

Me: damn

Doctor: I mean my phone. I have to go charge it.

Me: Oh. I thought you meant-

Doctor: Well yeah, that too. He kicked the bucket.

Me: Really?

Doctor: He ...

Chuck Norris can only have Chuck Norris as babies.

Because all of his genes are dominant.

Scientists have discovered that diarrhea is hereditary....

It runs in your genes!

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What's the fastest way to find out the sex of a chromosome?

Pull down its genes.

Did you know that every frog used to have at least some polish genes?

In fact, they were a tad-pole.

What do diarrhea and hair color have in common?

They both run in your genes.

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My friend who is a sex addict says he loves camping.

I guess pitching tents is in his genes.

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It’s not my fault that I shit my pants on a daily basis

It runs in my genes

Did you hear about the guy with IBS?

Runs in his genes!

Balding grizzles pass their genes to their offspring or...

Bare bears bear bare bears.

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The Human Genome Project had a breakthrough and isolated the genes that make someone homosexual.

They are skinny genes.

What did one DNA say to the other DNA?

“Do these genes make me look fat?”

One day a man is taking a shower in his family home. His dad walks in on him while he is drying off and notices his son is Huge.

The dad says: Holy hell son, where have you been hiding that thing?!

The son looks over to his pants lying on the floor and replies to his dad:
".....In my Genes."

Hey girl, are you missing your pants?

Because I can give you some of my genes.

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A female journalist is taking a tour of a new science facility.

Scientist: Here at our lab we've been testing what would happen to GMO foods if, instead of producing foods with genes intended for fast production, we could develop GMO foods into potentially another form of species.

Journalist: That's interesting what foods have you tested this on?

...

What is another way to say "Obesity runs in my family"?

"I don't have skinny genes."

My family has a chronic diarrhea problem.

I guess you could say it runs in our genes.

If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase...

So I could unzip your genes

Story about Kenny Loggins

Was reading this story today about Top Gun, and found another story about Kenny Loggins. Apparently he was part of a recent program to clone musicians and artists, to isolate and modify the genes responsible for creativity. There was a limit of the number of clones that could be created, and at one ...

I told my Biology lab partner to let me be her DNA helicase...

So I can unzip those genes.

Evolution has its hand in

Everyone’s genes

Jack and Dave

Jack: I have a lot of my dad’s genes.

Dave: Really? I bet they don’t fit.

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