My mom said that my dad told too many puns and dad jokes. She said “you have your fathers genes”

I said his jeans are too big for me

An engineer accidentally gave a medical school exam. See his answers:

1. Antibody - One who hates his body .

2. Artery - Study of Fine Paintings or military, not sure.

3. Bacteria - Back door of a Cafeteria .

4. Coma - Punctuation Mark .

5. Gall Bladder - Bladder of a Girl .

6. Genes - Blue Denim.

7. Labour Pain - Hurt at Work...

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How can you tell the sex of a chromosome?

Pull down it's genes.

Scientists have discovered the gene for shyness

They stated that it could have been discovered years ago, but it was found hiding behind two other genes...

I'm starting to suspect I was cloned from my older brother

All my genes are hand-me-downs

*Adapted from a song by His Royal Weirdness

What do you call Michael Jackson's DNA?

Billie Genes

My wife has a peculiar cooking habit

So, my wife and I are newly weds, and she's a great cook, but I noticed she did something strange when preparing sausages. Just before she puts them in the skillet, she cuts off about an inch on both sides of the sausages.

After having witnessed this a couple of times, I asked her why she di...

At the doctor investigating my stomach issues, I was asked if I had a family history of stomach issues

I said “why yes, diarrhea runs in my genes.”

How do you mix boy and girl chromosomes?

Pull down their genes.

Did you know that every frog used to have at least some polish genes?

In fact, they were a tad-pole.

An 80-year-old man went to the doctor for a general check-up.

The doctor was shocked to see his health,
Asked--
'What is the secret of your good health ....?'

- 'I get up before the sun rises and go out for cycling and then come and drink two glasses of wine!
Maybe this is the secret of my health. '

Doctor - 'Okay, but can I ask you how ...

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What did one DNA strand say to the other DNA strand?

Do these genes make my butt look big?

I went to the doctor

I said, "I'm suffering from hereditary diarrhea!"

He said, "that sort of thing doesn't run in the family"

I said, "well it's in my genes!"

Balding grizzles pass their genes to their offspring or...

Bare bears bear bare bears.

Damn girl are you messenger ribonucleic acid?

Cuz you unzip my genes.

Q: How do you tell the difference between male chromosomes and female chromosomes?

A: Pull down their genes!

What is DNA’s favourite piece of clothing ?

Jeans (genes)

Did you know diarrhea is actually a hereditary disorder?

Duh, it runs in your Genes (Jeans)!!

What does a biologist wear on a first date?

Designer Genes

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The Human Genome Project had a breakthrough and isolated the genes that make someone homosexual.

They are skinny genes.

I once seduced a woman by telling her I'd sequence her DNA

but I stopped at first base when she told me what I'd find in her genes

Chuck Norris can only have Chuck Norris as babies.

Because all of his genes are dominant.

A young boy and his father are watching the news...

President Trump comes on to address his Covid-19 situation starting with the upcoming debate. "They are trying to make the debates virtual because they think I am contagious! I'm not contagious! I am a perfect physical specimen! I can't be contagious. I have great genes! I am not contagious, believe...

Doctor: your dad is not with us anymore

Me: damn

Doctor: He’s at a different hospital

Me: oh ok

Doctor: dead

Me: damn

Doctor: I mean my phone. I have to go charge it.

Me: Oh. I thought you meant-

Doctor: Well yeah, that too. He kicked the bucket.

Me: Really?

Doctor: He ...

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My friend who is a sex addict says he loves camping.

I guess pitching tents is in his genes.

Did you hear about the guy with IBS?

Runs in his genes!

What do diarrhea and hair color have in common?

They both run in your genes.

Hey girl, are you missing your pants?

Because I can give you some of my genes.

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A female journalist is taking a tour of a new science facility.

Scientist: Here at our lab we've been testing what would happen to GMO foods if, instead of producing foods with genes intended for fast production, we could develop GMO foods into potentially another form of species.

Journalist: That's interesting what foods have you tested this on?

...

One day a man is taking a shower in his family home. His dad walks in on him while he is drying off and notices his son is Huge.

The dad says: Holy hell son, where have you been hiding that thing?!

The son looks over to his pants lying on the floor and replies to his dad:
".....In my Genes."

I told my Biology lab partner to let me be her DNA helicase...

So I can unzip those genes.

What is another way to say "Obesity runs in my family"?

"I don't have skinny genes."

My family has a chronic diarrhea problem.

I guess you could say it runs in our genes.

Story about Kenny Loggins

Was reading this story today about Top Gun, and found another story about Kenny Loggins. Apparently he was part of a recent program to clone musicians and artists, to isolate and modify the genes responsible for creativity. There was a limit of the number of clones that could be created, and at one ...

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