Genes Jokes

It was hiding behind two other genes.

Runs in your genes

Bare bears bear bare bears.

An American anthropologist has been studying a tribe in Africa by living with them for a year.

One day, the chief called him into the chief's hut.

The chief sighed. "Well, my friend, it seems that we must ask you to leave." The anthropologist was surprised by this; he thought he had ... read more

I said his jeans are too big for me

I guess it's in my genes

I really wanted to get into her genes

In fact, they were a tad-pole.

Do these genes make me look fat?

I guess it runs in your genes

You pull down their genes.

...so I could unzip your genes.

Any room for me in those genes?

I always keep a joke in my pocket. My dad always has, and his father had before him.

Its in my genes.

All my genes are hand-me-downs

*Adapted from a song by His Royal Weirdness

I said, "I'm suffering from hereditary diarrhea!"

He said, "that sort of thing doesn't run in the family"

I said, "well it's in my genes!"

You unzip the genes

Blue genes!

So I can unzip those genes.

Loser genes.

Designer Genes

Because all of his genes are dominant.

I said “why yes, diarrhea runs in my genes.”

Racehorse 1: "I don't get it. We eat the best food, have the best training, the best racehorse genes, are so so fast, and yet we never win."

Racehorse 2: "It's heart-breaking, I simply don't understand."

A dog overheard them and said: "If I may interject, I have watched you two closely... read more

I guess you could say it runs in our genes.

They both run in your genes.

Runs in his genes!