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Genes Jokes

Scientists finally located the gene that causes shyness

It was hiding behind two other genes.

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How do you tell the sex of a hormone?

Take its genes off

Diarrhea

Runs in your genes

Balding grizzles pass their genes to their offspring or...

Bare bears bear bare bears.

The strange case of albinism

An American anthropologist has been studying a tribe in Africa by living with them for a year.

One day, the chief called him into the chief's hut.

The chief sighed. "Well, my friend, it seems that we must ask you to leave." The anthropologist was surprised by this; he thought he had ...

My mom said that my dad told too many puns and dad jokes. She said “you have your fathers genes”

I said his jeans are too big for me

Much like my parents, I cannot stop talking about Hydrogen bonding

I guess it's in my genes

I once met a geneticist that was a 10/10

I really wanted to get into her genes

Did you know that every frog used to have at least some polish genes?

In fact, they were a tad-pole.

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Pre-mature Ejaculation is an inherited disorder

it comes in your genes.

What did one DNA say to the other DNA?

Do these genes make me look fat?

My doctor said diarrhea is hereditary.

I guess it runs in your genes

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The Human Genome Project had a breakthrough and isolated the genes that make someone homosexual.

They are skinny genes.

How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes?

You pull down their genes.

Baby, I wish I were DNA helicase...

...so I could unzip your genes.

What did the Y chromosome say to the X chromosome?

Any room for me in those genes?

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Sometimes being cute is like having diarrhea.

Sometimes shit just runs in your genes.

*Pants*

I always keep a joke in my pocket. My dad always has, and his father had before him.

Its in my genes.

I'm starting to suspect I was cloned from my older brother

All my genes are hand-me-downs

*Adapted from a song by His Royal Weirdness

I went to the doctor

I said, "I'm suffering from hereditary diarrhea!"

He said, "that sort of thing doesn't run in the family"

I said, "well it's in my genes!"

How would you tell if a chromosome is male or female?

You unzip the genes

What do you call depression that runs in the family?

Blue genes!

I told my Biology lab partner to let me be her DNA helicase...

So I can unzip those genes.

What do a person on a diet & a Chronic failure have in common?

Loser genes.

What does a biologist wear on a first date?

Designer Genes

Chuck Norris can only have Chuck Norris as babies.

Because all of his genes are dominant.

At the doctor investigating my stomach issues, I was asked if I had a family history of stomach issues

I said “why yes, diarrhea runs in my genes.”

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My friend who is a sex addict says he loves camping.

I guess pitching tents is in his genes.

Two Racehorses Were Discussing Why They Never Win

Racehorse 1: "I don't get it. We eat the best food, have the best training, the best racehorse genes, are so so fast, and yet we never win."

Racehorse 2: "It's heart-breaking, I simply don't understand."

A dog overheard them and said: "If I may interject, I have watched you two closely...

My family has a chronic diarrhea problem.

I guess you could say it runs in our genes.

What do diarrhea and hair color have in common?

They both run in your genes.

Did you hear about the guy with IBS?

Runs in his genes!

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