Viruses mutate over time, take Covid for example...

It started as a pandemic, and now it's become an IQ test.

A virus walks into a bar, and sits down. The bartender tells him, "We don't serve your kind here."

The virus is momentarily taken aback by this unexpected and blatant display of bigotry, the likes of which he's only seen in history textbooks.

For a brief moment, he considers the bartender. What kind of life experiences would shape someone into such a pathetic piece of garbage? What happene...

They say that if enough Antarctic ice melts more and more viruses will emerge...

I guess that means COVID is only the tip of the iceberg!

I just started a YouTube channel about viruses.

I guess you could say I’m a real influenz-er

I figured out why President Trump thinks he doesn’t have to wear a mask to protect himself from viruses.

Somebody told him he had diplomatic immunity.

I can't believe all these viruses and bacteria invade my body without permission

Makes me sick

Joke my 8 year old son made up. Where do viruses come from?

Germany

Why are bacteria better than viruses?

Because viruses don't have culture

I got jokes about viruses

However, I'm afraid you might spread it.

New viruses

Coming to a hard drive near you, the worst computer viruses yet: AT&T Virus: Every three minutes it tells you what great service you’re getting. MCI Virus: Every three minutes it reminds you that you’re paying too much for the AT&T virus. Paul Revere Virus: Warns of impending hard disk attac...

Who names these viruses?

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