Thank you for contacting Xfinity Internet, my name is Janice, with whom do I have the pleasure of speaking with today?"
*"Hello Janice my name is Daniel."*
Janice: *"Pleased to meet you Daniel, how can I help you"*
Daniel: *"Well, I'd like to increase my Internet access speed to something more suitable."*
Janice: *"Great! That should not be a problem. So what is your current plan?"*
An employee asks his boss to be transferred to a new department.
"Why, what's wrong with the fan department you're in now?" says the boss.
"Are you kidding me? This department blows!!"
The boss sighs, "Well, there is an opening in the vacuum cleaner department..."
"Hell no!" the employee screams, "that department sucks!"
The boss chas...
Peter and Janice have been married for many years and they have 3 beautiful daughters ...
... that look so good they could easily pass off as being super-models. But Peter has always wanted a son and Janice has agreed to one last child hoping for a son. She then gets pregnant, they find out it is a boy then 9 months later she gives birth to a healthy boy. But when Peter looks at his son ...
Three old grannies are on a park bench when a very attractive naked young man runs by in front of them.
The three old ladies, who hadn't had action in decades, fixed their eyes on the handsome hunk and gasped. Janice pressed her hand on her heart and said, "wow, that whippersnapper damn near gave me a heart attack." Edna, rubbing her neck, added, "I almost had an asthma attack!" Lydia, still reaching ...
"Am I mentioned in the will?" the nephew asked anxiously.
"You certainly are" , replied the lawyer.
Right here in the third paragraph your uncle says: To my niece Sarah I bequeath a hundred thousand dollars, to my cousin Janice fifty thousand dollars, and to my nephew Charles, who was always curious to know if he was mentioned in my will, I...
A man dies and goes to Rock N' Roll Heaven..( semi-long)
Upon arrival he is immersed immediately in all the sights and sounds of everything from classic rock to modern anything you would want to listen to, experience and see in person LIVE that you may of missed during your life on Earth.
He looks over and sees Hendrix, Janice Joplin, Randy Rhodes,...
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DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN
Names =========== If Linda, Kate, Paula and Janice go out for lunch, they will call each other Linda, Kate, Paula and Janice. If Fred, Luke, Bradley, and Jeff go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Bruno, Scrappy, Peanut-Head and Godzilla.
Eating Out ===========...
Old couple at the carnival
An elderly couple John, and Janice go to the carnvail where John spots a helicopter ride.
He runs over and says to his wife "Janice I've always wanted to go on a helicopter ride and look its only ten dollars".
Janice then says "John why would we pay money to go on a ride ten dollars is ten dolla...