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What do you call a Chinese cameraman?

Phil Ming

Change of career, I'm now an aspiring cameraman...

For onlyfans.

Why did the cameraman using a fast shutter speed get arrested?

He got done for indecent exposure.

I get a lot of questions about my job as a cameraman for Naked and Afraid.

โ€œIs it hard?โ€ Yes, always.

Why a good cameraman is a very dangerous person?

He's always shooting something!

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It's 1956 and iconic film director Cecil B. DeMille isgetting ready to shoot the most expensive scene ever filmed: the parting of the Red Sea in his movie "The Ten Commandments."

The scene required 2200 extras and 800 animals and could be shot only once. So DeMille arranged for one not, not two, not even three cameras but four camera/cameraman set-ups surrounding the scene.

Everything's in place. DeMille shouts, "Cameras! Action!" and the scene unfolds. The moment it...

A TV reporter and his cameraman are filming some lions in the Sahara desert,

when suddenly the wind changes and the male picks up their scent. With a mighty roar the ferocious beast starts bounding towards them! Shocked and crying for help the reporter turns towards the cameraman, who had dropped the camera and was lacing up his shoes. Dumbfounded the reporter asks him: "Wha...

Twin sisters in a Newfoundland nursing home were turning 100 years old. The editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and take pictures of the 100 year old twins.

One of the twins was hard of hearing and the other could hear quite well.

Once the photographer arrived he asked the sisters to sit on the sofa.

The deaf sister said to her twin "WHAT DID HE SAY?" "WE GOTTA SIT OVER THERE ON THE SOFA!" said the other.

"Now get a little closer to...

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Thereโ€™s plenty of Jobs in porn when you have a penis like mine

Cameraman, Lighting, sound technician even production manager.

Who is faster? Superman or the flash?

Umm. The cameraman?...

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I was supposed to be filming a porno but I was late to the set.

The cameraman phoned me up and said, "Will you be long?"

I said, "Yes, around 9 inches."

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