The CEO of a hardware company calls in his top ad man and tells him, "We need a new TV spot for our B&Q Nails line."

A week later, the ad man comes back with a videotape and pops it into the VCR in the CEO's office. The commercial starts and the CEO sees Jesus being nailed to the cross while a voice over says, "B&Q nails: they get the job done." The CEO is irritated and says, "That is completely unacceptable! ...

I videotaped my hair today

I’m going to watch the highlights later

Wives want to videotape the birth of their child...

...while husbands want to videotape the conception.

LPT: When weightlifting, always have a friend videotape it.

Because the camera always adds 10 pounds.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won’t claim that god it.

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