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Videotape Jokes

The CEO of a hardware company calls in his top ad man and tells him, "We need a new TV spot for our B&Q Nails line."

A week later, the ad man comes back with a videotape and pops it into the VCR in the CEO's office. The commercial starts and the CEO sees Jesus being nailed to the cross while a voice over says, "B&Q nails: they get the job done." The CEO is irritated and says, "That is completely unacceptable! ...

I videotaped my hair today

I’m going to watch the highlights later

LPT: When weightlifting, always have a friend videotape it.

Because the camera always adds 10 pounds.

Wives want to videotape the birth of their child...

...while husbands want to videotape the conception.

How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won’t claim that god it.

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