Polaroid Jokes - 23 Hilarious Polaroid Jokes

When I was a kid if I was naughty my dad use to hit me with polaroid camera.

To this day I can still have instant flashbacks.

I have Bi-Polaroid Disorder

All that comes out of me is negatives

What do an infant and a Polaroid have in common?

If you shake them too much, they don't develop properly.

Polaroid of the suspect

Reporter: 'Here I am, live at the scene of the crime, in fact I've just learnt the police have a polaroid of the suspect. More on this story as it develops.'

I just took a Polaroid of a breaking news event!

I showed my girlfriend a Polaroid of my dick.

She goes “Let’s wait. I think it’s still developing.”

I reply “I hope so. I’ve been saying that since I was 9.”

What's the difference between a Polaroid picture and a baby?

If you shake the Polaroid it develops faster.

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I took my first dick pic with a polaroid camera.

I showed my GF and she said

“Wait. I think it’s underdeveloped.”

My friend has just been diagnosed as a Polaroid Schizophrenic.

It developed quickly.

Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?

Because it wasn't Canon.

What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice for too long?

Polaroids

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Did you hear about the eskimo whose ass started to hurt after sitting for too long?

He got polaroids

Someone surprised me by jumping out and taking a Polaroid of me

Afterwards I was visibly shaken

What problem does the Eskimo photographer struggle with because he has a terrible habit of sitting all day on a slab of ice, waiting for his film to develop?

Polaroids

What does happen to polar bears if they sit on ice too long

Polaroids

What does an arctic wildlife photographer get from sitting around too long?

Polaroids.

^I ^know, ^that ^was ^god ^awful.

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What do you call a sexually ambiguous camera with emotional issues?

A bi-polaroid.

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

What do you call a camera with severe mood swings?

A BiPolaroid

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Sent grandma the wrong picture.

Had to send two pics but only had one Polaroid left so took a full body nude of myself and cut it in half.
Sent the bottom to my girlfriend and the top to my grams.
In a few days the girlfriend calls and says thanks for the pic but wheres the bottom part.
Shit sent the bottom to my grandma....

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A Boyfriends Revenge

Two high school sweethearts who dated for four years in high school were both virgins; they enjoyed losing their virginity with each other in 10th grade. When they graduated, they wanted to both go to the same college but the girl was accepted to a college on the east coast, and the guy went to the ...

The Computer Nerd and His Apprentice

So, I have a story about a wise old computing nerd and his new technological apprentice. He wanted to tell his young child some core life morals, as well as teach about old technology.

The wise man first showed the kid a polaroid camera. The kid quickly took it, and snapped a photo, but was v...

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