I just took a Polaroid of a breaking news event!

More on this story as it develops

Breaking News

This just in, world renowned artist Paul Jacobson has been disqualified from this year's Animal Photography Championship due to use of performance enhancing drugs.

This determined after the discovery of polaroids smuggled within his travel bag.

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I showed my girlfriend a Polaroid of my dick.

She goes “Let’s wait. I think it’s still developing.”

I reply “I hope so. I’ve been saying that since I was 9.”

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I took my first dick pic with a polaroid camera.

I showed my GF and she said

“Wait. I think it’s underdeveloped.”

I have Bi-Polaroid Disorder

All that comes out of me is negatives

Polaroid of the suspect

Reporter: 'Here I am, live at the scene of the crime, in fact I've just learnt the police have a polaroid of the suspect. More on this story as it develops.'

What does happen to polar bears if they sit on ice too long

Polaroids

What's the difference between a Polaroid picture and a baby?

If you shake the Polaroid it develops faster.

My friend has just been diagnosed as a Polaroid Schizophrenic.

It developed quickly.

Why was the Polaroid fanfiction ignored by the photography community?

Because it wasn't Canon.

I have a photographic memory.

But its a Polaroid instant camera from the 80's.

Someone surprised me by jumping out and taking a Polaroid of me

Afterwards I was visibly shaken

The Computer Nerd and His Apprentice

So, I have a story about a wise old computing nerd and his new technological apprentice. He wanted to tell his young child some core life morals, as well as teach about old technology.

The wise man first showed the kid a polaroid camera. The kid quickly took it, and snapped a photo, but was v...

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What do you call a sexually ambiguous camera with emotional issues?

A bi-polaroid.

What does an arctic wildlife photographer get from sitting around too long?

Polaroids.

^I ^know, ^that ^was ^god ^awful.

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A Boyfriends Revenge

Two high school sweethearts who dated for four years in high school were both virgins; they enjoyed losing their virginity with each other in 10th grade. When they graduated, they wanted to both go to the same college but the girl was accepted to a college on the east coast, and the guy went to the ...

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Sent grandma the wrong picture.

Had to send two pics but only had one Polaroid left so took a full body nude of myself and cut it in half.
Sent the bottom to my girlfriend and the top to my grams.
In a few days the girlfriend calls and says thanks for the pic but wheres the bottom part.
Shit sent the bottom to my grandma....

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

What do you call a camera with severe mood swings?

A BiPolaroid

Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

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