I’m really glad I didn’t turn out to be a biter, y’know?

Some people, when they’re kids, tend to bite others while playing, which isn’t good. What’s worse is that some never grow out of it, like my mom, apparently. Every so often, I’d hear her and dad playing from across the house, and, every single time, he’d have to tell her to bite the pillows.

I tried making a chameleon smoothie, it didn't turn out very good, surprisingly it...

doesn't blend well.

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Things don't always turn out the way you think they will.

I always expected my mum to catch ME masturbating.

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So many homophobes turn out to be secretly gay

I'm worried I'm secretly a giant spider.

I like my coffee like I like my voter turn out

Strong.

My sandal invention for people with one leg turn out to be...

a flop.

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