Why did the snowman get kick out the produce Department

Because he was picking his nose

My Spanish-speaking students got a kick out of this one.

Q: What do you call a person who speaks 3 languages?
A: (Try to elicit responses..) Tri-Lingual.
Q: What do you call a person who speaks two languages?
A: (Many of them know this one) Bi-Lingual.
Q: What do you call a person who speaks one language?
A: An American!

How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?

Brazilians!

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