Why did the snowman get kick out the produce Department
Because he was picking his nose
My Spanish-speaking students got a kick out of this one.
Q: What do you call a person who speaks 3 languages? A: (Try to elicit responses..) Tri-Lingual. Q: What do you call a person who speaks two languages? A: (Many of them know this one) Bi-Lingual. Q: What do you call a person who speaks one language? A: An American!
How many people do you have to kick out of their houses to have a World Cup?