Throw Out Jokes - 15 Hilarious Throw Out Jokes

had to throw out my carbon monoxide detector tonight.

All that beeping was giving me a headache and making me dizzy.

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I refuse to throw out the liquid on top of my yogurt.

That would be wheystful.

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Joseph and Mary tried to throw out one of Jesus' diapers

But there was no room in the bin

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Why did the baker throw out his bread machine?

There was no knead for it.

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I keep trying to throw out my garbage can

But the garbage men keep emptying it and leaving it there

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I had to throw out all of my danish currency

I didn't wanna catch the Kronervirus

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Look, guys, you can't just throw out jokes about Trump's West Point speech willy nilly.

You have to ramp up to them.

Why did the blonde throw out all her rings?

She read that Juuls can kill you.

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Was about to throw out my old pillows, then I thought

na, I'll sleep on it.

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Why did the shopkeeper throw out the toeless man?

The shopkeeper was lactose intolerant.

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An eighteen year old finally decides to throw out his toys.

Andrew was never fond of most of the toys in his collection. He was a professional gamer and had no time for real world items. One day, he decided that he needed to clear out his room and found all his old toys. Without a moment's notice, he placed the whole bag in the garbage bin outside his house....

I got throw out of university for plagiarism...

Their words, not mine.

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Why did the golfer throw out his favourite socks?

Because he got a hole in one.

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I printed out this website's logo and then I realised I didn't need it. Should I throw out the piece of paper or should I...

Shreddit

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I always have to throw out my animal crackers.

They always have that label: "Do not eat if seal is broken".

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