A math teacher welcomed a new French exchange student into her class and then started teaching a lesson on fractions.
The French exchange student raised his hand and said, "Excuse me Madam, but I don't know how to say fractions. How do you say those?"
"Easy," said the teacher, "you just say the top number and then the bottom number is read as an ordinal number. For example, 2/3 is 'two-thirds', 3/4 is 'three...
My professor told me that the key to passing the exam is to break it down and I've done two-thirds of what he said
I break down
What do you call a bachelor from New Zealand? Two Thirds
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One day at church, a priest delivers a sermon about the importance of forgiving your enemies.
When he is a third of the way through the sermon, he says, "Raise your hand if you are now willing to forgive your enemies." Half of the people in the church raise their hands, so the priest continues the sermon.
When he is two thirds of the way through the sermon, he says, "Raise your hand i...
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