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Third Gear Jokes

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Batman and Robin go out for a few drinks

Both superheroes are exhausted after a long week of non-stop crime fighting, and decide to chill for a few a hours at the local watering hole.

Robin knows his friend has been working way too hard and for long hours. So he thinks, what the heck, he can get drunk and relax. He decides to remain...

The Race!

Johnny was 16 years old and wanted a motorcycle really bad. But his parents said he couldn't get one until he graduated from high school. So, he saved up all his money, and when graduation day came, he threw his graduate cap up in the air and walked right down to the nearest Harley Davidson dealer a...

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Batman and Robin go out drinking one night...

...And they both come out drunk as shit. Batman throws Robin his keys and with a slurred speech says: "*hic!* You drive tonight, Robin..."

Robin says "Oh, wow! I get to drive the Batmobile!" and he hops in all excited into the driver's seat, fires up the Batmobile and takes off for the Batcav...

My buddy got a new camaro

And I just bought a new 21 speed mountain bike!

"I see you got a new bike. Think you could outrun my camaro on that?"

"Any day!" I challenge back.

So he jumps in his car, slams the door and takes off. 20 mph.... 30mph... 40mph, he checks his mirror. Here I come, racing right pa...

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