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Third Base Jokes

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My coach told me to make it to third base

He was pissed, but his daughter loved it.

Which Halloween costume has the hardest time getting to third base?

The Headless horseman

A minor league baseball pitcher visits the baseball field the day before the big game

Wanting to get a feel for it, he goes alone and sees a horse near the dugout that seems to be wearing the hat and jersey of the opposing team he'll be playing against the next day. Surprised, he laughs and wonders if this is supposed the opposing team's mascot. He approaches the horse to pet it.
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A boy had been born with no arms, no legs, and no torso; just a head.

Needless to say, life was tough for the little fella. His parents; wonderful people; would take him everywhere. They would feed and care for him as best they could. They traveled the world looking for a doctor who could help their little boy in any way. But for many years, they got only regretful re...

Why was the nice guy terrible at baseball?

He never got to third base.

I found a girl by the train tracks and got head.

I would've gone to third base but I couldn't find the rest of her.

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