Did you hear about the book/movie about two terminally ill teenaged Indian classical musicians?
It's called 'The Fault In Our Sitars'.
(Came up with this a few months ago. You read it here first.)
Bill Gates dies and goes to heaven,
where Saint Peter gives him a nice, modern six-bedroom house with a pretty garden and a tennis court. Pleased with his lot, Bill quickly settles into the afterlife.
One day he is out walking when he bumps into a man wearing a fine tailored suit.
"That's really nice," says Bill. "Where ...
What did the doctor say to the terminally ill Power Ranger?
It's morphine time!
My grandfather was terminally ill...
The doctors said there was nothing they could do for him so we took him to see a naturopath who told us to cover his back in grease.
But after that he just went downhill very quickly.
. . . Blatantly stolen from the great Milton Jones
Jokes about terminally ill children...
...they never get old.
So a terminally ill man arrives after calling an appointment with his doctor....
Man:How much time do I have left
Doctor: Ten
Man: Ten what I don’t understand
Doctor: Eight
Dark humor is like a kid terminally ill with cancer
It never gets old
Would it be wrong to give terminally ill children tattoos?
I mean... it's not like they'll grow up to regret them. :(
A terminally ill man talks to his doctor
Doctor: I've got good news and bad news. Patient: Please give me the good news first. Doctor: You have 30 days left to live. Patient: And the bad news? Doctor: I should have told you that 1 month ago.
Man asks his terminally ill friend: "Have you any idea what's it like after death?"
He replies: "No, but I'm dying to know"
What did the doctor say to the terminally ill deaf patient?
"Now, this may be difficult to hear..."
I want to start a charity where terminally ill people can request to sleep with hollywood celebrities...
I'll call it "Make A Wishbone"
Why did the flight attendant pass away?
She was terminally ill
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