I don't know why people are concluding that I am constipated.
They just keep telling me that I am full of shit.
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The US, England and Ireland are presented with a question. Why is the head of the penis larger than the shaft?
The US funds a study for 6 months at $20 million, and concludes it is to give the man more pleasure during sex.
The British, not to be outdone by the Yankees, spend 3 months and half the money, and concludes it's to give the woman more pleasure during sex.
The Irish, not to be outdone ...
A man has died, and his friends and family are gathered together in a small church for his memorial service...
As the service nears its conclusion, a man rises up from his seat on a pew in the very back row and begins to shuffle towards the pulpit, where the preacher is concluding his remarks and the widow of the deceased stands by weeping.
The man makes his way up to the very front of the congregatio...
Roman Numerals are very interesting... [LONG JOKE]
You turn on the radio one morning to find another one of those Rap songs where every 4th word is a swear. Naturally the Radio bleeps it out, but you realize that it sounds familiar. You realize that the rappers are speaking in Morse code.
Your eyes widen as you swerve over onto the shoulder ...