The soldier guards a military hangar with rifle in hands
The soldier guards a military hangar with rifle in hands when a man walks up to him and says:
-Hey pal, can I buy your rifle?
-Of course not! There are fighter jets stored in here, what am I gonna if something happens and I dont have a gun?
-Dont worry, you could jus...
Drink jet fuel
Dave and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft mechanics in Melbourne, Australia. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Dave said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!' Jim says, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can...
Any joke can be funny with the right delivery.
Except abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.
Which, incidentally, is also why most Afghanistan jokes are falling flat.
But also because everyone knows the Dems are pro-choice, they didn't have to abort a whole country just to prove it.
I think I'm startin...
Did you know that Samsung also manufacture hangar ships?
Must be because of all their ports left Open.
(l8 to the party i know)
Two Polish airline pilots attempt to land a plane.
They bring the bird down, but after a short ride the plane crashes into an empty hangar. One pilot goes: "Damn was that a short runway." The other one: "Yeah, but it was wide though."
With his request approved, the Bulletin newspaper photographer quickly used his mobile phone and called the Townsville airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport. Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hang...