(UK reference) Whats' an aircraft mechanic's favourite Oasis song?
Don't Look Back in Hangar.
Did you know that Samsung also manufacture hangar ships?
Must be because of all their ports left Open.
(l8 to the party i know)
The early bird gets the worm, but
the early baby gets the coat hangar
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I get asked why I have a scar on my ass.
The coat hangar missed.
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies...
who worked as airplane mechanics in Atlanta. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
Bud says, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!" Jim says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?" So they pour ...
Two Polish airline pilots attempt to land a plane.
They bring the bird down, but after a short ride the plane crashes into an empty hangar. One pilot goes: "Damn was that a short runway." The other one: "Yeah, but it was wide though."
With his request approved, the Bulletin newspaper photographer quickly used his mobile phone and called the Townsville airport to charter a flight. He was told a twin-engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport. Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hang...