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Gateway Jokes

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Sex is the gateway Drug

Or is it alcohol, because you get f\*\*ed

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Viagra is a gateway drug

It leads to harder things.

The next time a got a new dog, I will name it 'Gateway'

So if it did something naughty, instead of yelling "Bad Gateway!"

I will just yell "502!"

Vaccines are a gateway drug.

To concerts and air travel.

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3 guys stand in front of the heaven gateway waiting to enter

Archangel Gabriel greeds them but tell them that because of new rules only the ones with a worthy death story may enter.

First guy in line: "Well.. I came home early from work and found my wife naked and exhausted in bed. I realized her deed and in fury I started looking for her lover and soo...

Three women, one a brunette, one a redhead and one a blonde, are standing at the gateway to heaven, awaiting judgement...

Three women, one a brunette, one a redhead and one a blonde, are standing at the gateway to heaven, awaiting judgement.


St. Peter tells them that to enter Heaven their resolve must first be tested. He will tell them 100 jokes and they must restrain themselves from laughing, or Hell awai...

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In the gateway to heaven, stands Gabriel the angel...

...and a guy comes along who recently passed away. "Welcome to Heaven," said Gabriel, "may I ask how you died?"
The guy says "look you won't believe it, I came home and saw my wife dressing up hastily and realized she was cheating on me. I looked for the fucker everywhere, until I heard screams f...

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They say acid is a gateway drug..

But good luck getting to the fridge when there's a fucking dragon guarding it!

As someone who has received a temporary visa, I have a warning for everyone:

They are a gateway to permanent Mastercards.

According to the D.A.R.E website, Marijuana is no longer a gateway drug...

Guess that means I tried all those other drugs willingly.

What do you call a computer error that's madly in love?

A 502 Down Bad Gateway

The state of Oregon is legalizing Psilocybin

And they say marijuana isn’t a gateway drug...

A 5-year-old brought a bag of cocaine to school; he said it made him feel like Spider-Man.

This may be the first time cocaine has been a gateway drug to Mary Jane.

Sure you're just sledding now

But sledding is a gateway to other things.
Soon you'll be tobogganing.
And snow-tubing.
And snowboarding.
And skiing.

It's a slippery slope.

How it begins

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "I couldn't help but notice your new welcome mat in front of the door, it's quite nice," the guy says to the bartender. "Thank you, it is made of hemp," the bartender replies. "It's a gateway rug."

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Masturbation always leads to sex....

It's a gateway tug...

Why does getting one small dog with a smushed up face lead to getting many more dogs?

It's a gateway Pug

I have a hemp welcome mat.

Some view it as a gateway rug.

Purchasing a rain barrel often leads to buying more water collecting devices

I guess you could say a rain barrel is a gateway jug.

(Modified from a story heard on NPR) : )

My addiction to computer gaming started when my family bought a PC in the 90's...

I guess that was my Gateway drug.

I asked my friend why he only smokes pot right outside of his front yard where he'd be more likely to be caught...

He said
"Because my dad said it's a gateway drug"

Just say No

I spent today grinding down the latch from the little wooden door that leads into my garden, then tried smoking the resultant powder only to find that it had zero effect on me - so much for these gateway drugs...

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10 ISIS suicide bombers decided to blow up a building

"We must pick a building that will have a mass effect on western culture" the leader says. So they research all the popular websites they can find and have decided on the reddit headquarters.

"YES!!" Another exclaimed! "We can not only dismantle their social construct but we can all attack ...

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