Apparently weed is the gateway drug. But I'm not so sure.

I just spent 25 minutes trying to get into my garden.

Sugar is a gateway drug

It gets you addicted to coke

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Viagra is a gateway drug

It leads to harder things.

A 5-year-old brought a bag of cocaine to school; he said it made him feel like Spider-Man.

This may be the first time cocaine has been a gateway drug to Mary Jane.

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3 guys stand in front of the heaven gateway waiting to enter

Archangel Gabriel greeds them but tell them that because of new rules only the ones with a worthy death story may enter.

First guy in line: "Well.. I came home early from work and found my wife naked and exhausted in bed. I realized her deed and in fury I started looking for her lover and soo...

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10 ISIS suicide bombers decided to blow up a building

"We must pick a building that will have a mass effect on western culture" the leader says. So they research all the popular websites they can find and have decided on the reddit headquarters.

"YES!!" Another exclaimed! "We can not only dismantle their social construct but we can all attack ...

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In the gateway to heaven, stands Gabriel the angel...

...and a guy comes along who recently passed away. "Welcome to Heaven," said Gabriel, "may I ask how you died?"
The guy says "look you won't believe it, I came home and saw my wife dressing up hastily and realized she was cheating on me. I looked for the fucker everywhere, until I heard screams f...

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They say acid is a gateway drug..

But good luck getting to the fridge when there's a fucking dragon guarding it!

'Weeds' is a gateway show...

...watching it can lead to binging on more serious programs like 'Breaking Bad'.

I have a hemp welcome mat.

Some view it as a gateway rug.

According to the D.A.R.E website, Marijuana is no longer a gateway drug...

Guess that means I tried all those other drugs willingly.

Why did Gateway computers go out of business?

Because they led to stronger and addictive computers.

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Masturbation always leads to sex....

It's a gateway tug...

Why does getting one small dog with a smushed up face lead to getting many more dogs?

It's a gateway Pug

My addiction to computer gaming started when my family bought a PC in the 90's...

I guess that was my Gateway drug.

I asked my friend why he only smokes pot right outside of his front yard where he'd be more likely to be caught...

He said
"Because my dad said it's a gateway drug"

Purchasing a rain barrel often leads to buying more water collecting devices

I guess you could say a rain barrel is a gateway jug.

(Modified from a story heard on NPR) : )

Just say No

I spent today grinding down the latch from the little wooden door that leads into my garden, then tried smoking the resultant powder only to find that it had zero effect on me - so much for these gateway drugs...

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