The 6+ Best Technological Jokes

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Technological man walks into a bar

A nice looking man in his 40s walks into a bar and sits down. He orders a beer and as he’s drinking it, a phone rings and the man looks at his bare arm and taps on it and begins speaking to someone through his fingers.

The bartender waits for him to finish talking and asks “holy shit, were yo...

I never knew how technologically advanced Moses was...

But today I learned he had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.

Buddhism is opposed to our always-on, technologically driven lives.

It’s not the emails that are the problem. It’s the attachments.

Who is the most technologically savvy politician?

MIT Romney.

Technologically slow dad

Asks his son
"Son, can you show me how to remove a picture I posted on Facebook?

Son, busy, replies
"Why do you ask me every time? Why don't you ask someone else to teach you?"

Dad replies
"Well, a man always learns from his mistakes!"

So there's this bar in New York called Walter's...

So there's this bar in New York called Walter's - it's named after the guy who runs the place, Walter Green. He's an older guy who doesn't understand a lot of technological stuff, and so the bar is plain and simple, just as it was when he first opened it back in the 1960s. One of Walter's regular cu...

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