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Educational Jokes

Marriage is really educational

When I was single, I didn't even know there was a wrong way to put a fork in the dishwasher.

I saw something was both cringy and educational...

It should be on TedTok

A large study shows that educational achievement and earned income strongly correlated with height.

A study carried out among hundreds of elementary school classes showed the tallest person in the room almost always had the highest income and education level.

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I watch porn for educational purposes.

So far it's taught me that I'm ugly and lonely.

Singapore’s education system be like

Memo to all students : In order to assure the highest levels
of quality work and productivity from students, it will be
our policy to keep all students well taught through our
program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (S.H.I.T.). We are
trying to give our students more S.H.I.T. than any...

Which educational institute did many Jehovah's Witnesses graduate from?

The School of Hard Knocks.

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Got my wife an educational toy.

It's a dildo that speaks Spanish.

Rapido Rapido Rapido.

Educational video website Lynda.com got hacked

I hope they learned their lesson.

Did you know that Al Gore founded an educational program that uses music to teach math?

It's called "Al Gore Rythms"

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An engineering professor and his students are offered a free airplane ticket for an educational trip

Once they get on the plane the captain announces that the plane has in fact been built by the engineering students and that this is the first test ride.

Everyone rushes off the plane while the professor remains calm in his seat.

A flight attendant then approaches the professor and asks...

Three people die; a doctor, school teacher, and the head of a large insurance company.

When met at the pearly gates by St. Peter he asks the doctor, "what did you do on Earth?"
The doctor replied, "I healed the sick and if they could not pay I would do it for free." St. Peter told the Doctor, "You may go in."
St. Peter then asked the teacher what she did, she replied, "I...

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