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Homo Jokes

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How do you say no homo in French?

No Oui oui

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I came out to my friend as gay, who in return came out as gay

Makes all the times we fucked before then seem like he didn't mean the no homo

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Just slept with a species from another genus.

No Homo.

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What do you call a scientist who investigates early homo sapien societies but excuses their violent behaviour toward Neanderthals and other sub-species of archaic humans?

An anthro-apologist.

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Who are the most homo-erotic pop group at Hogwarts?

Wand Erection.

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I can't stand all this homo and hetero talk lately

It's all Greek to me

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Once in fifth grade this kid called me a homo.

I thought it meant homeless, I was so confused and I said: “Jeremy you’ve been to my house!”

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What do you call it when one Neanderthal man is attracted to another Neanderthal man?

Homo Erectus.....

ill see myself out....

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"No homo" [nsfw]

God said as he put the male g-spot several inches up Adam's ass

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If no homo makes you no gay, what makes you gay?

J.K. Rowling

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My bartender got extremely offended when I ordered a daiquiri and added "no homo"

Next time I'll just ask him to hold the fruit

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So you knows how you are supposed to say "no homo" whenever you are in an intimate situation with an other guy, so it isn't gay.

Well, that's pretty difficult to do with a dick in your mouth!

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Why can't homosexuals tell jokes

Cuz they can't keep a straight face


Btw I'm not trying to target homos

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Which human ancestor was the horniest one?

Homo erectus.

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Warning: Bad Biology Puns

So a Homo is talking to his friend, pitching him an idea for a new musical he came up with. Upon finishing his pitch, his friend looks at him and exclaims "Wow! Its brilliant!". Homo looks at him and says, "Well, I am a genus!"

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Neanderthal and Cro-Magnon men were just so fit and strong and sexy.

No homo

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What's it called when you kill a bunch of gay's?

Homocide

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Two planets meet on the milky way.

One says: You look much better. Did you find something against your homo sapiens?
The other answers: My doctor is still experimenting with viruses. But it seems to get better.

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An H+ ion and a hydrogen atom were bonding

"No homo?" the hydrogen atom asks.
"No homo," the H+ ion says sadly.

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Most people have Homochromia, where their eyes are the same colour. I've got Heterochromia, and my eyes are different colours. So basically, God made me and said:

"You've got the most gorgeous eyes! No homo"

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I was at the Natural History Museum

and I saw the Neanderthal exhibit. Those guys were buff studs.

no homo

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I think gays are pretty much all smart people.

They're a homo genius group.

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What did the dominant allele say to the recessive allele?

No homo.

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What did they call conversion therapy back in the Stone Age?

Homo correctus

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As a guy, wearing Crocs is a lot like getting a blowjob from another man...

It feels great until you look down and realize you're a homo.

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A chimpanzee says to another "I think I prefer to walk on just two legs"

The other chimp looks at him funny in response.

The first chimp quickly adds, "No homo!"

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[OC] After area 51 raid, Joe drugged and took an alien to his home. When the drug worn off, Joe saw the alien walking towards him with a massive boner and he asked Joe in perfect English with a seducing voice "Who are you, sexy thing"?

Joe replied... Sapien.. No homo

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My friend is such a homophobe…

He thinks the Trans-Siberian Orchestra is a band of cross dressing Russians.

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What do aliens say to each other when they see a city full of Homosapiens?

Damn, look at all those homos

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Aliens be like

No homo

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What did the straight male gorilla say after he fucked a human male to death?

No homo

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