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Evolutionary Jokes

A bunch of evolutionary scientists got together for a cookout one day.

The got a bunch of stuff to grill up, but everyone was most excited about the sausages.

The scientists counted the sausages to make sure there were enough for everyone, and even though they initially thought they had enough they were one short. They checked the cooler, the fridge, and everyw...

What do you call an evolutionary biologist that doesn’t like people?

An Antisocial Darwinist

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A couple goes to visit a farm. A farmer shows them around and points toward a chicken and says, "This chicken is amazing, he can have 300 times a day."

The wife glances meaningfully to the husband and says, "Wow, what an amazing ."

He husband, wisely, asks the farmer, "But is i...

Some sea mammals sleep with half their brain in deep sleep and the other half wide awake

This was developed as an evolutionary mechanism for survival, but biologists have documented a similar mechanism in workers at the DMV
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