are talking to each other about their long careers as action heroes. Sly says, "You did some okay comedy, but you have the governorship and political success to be proud of."
Arnold says, "You've had so much recognition in Hollywood. I've never been nominated for an Oscar, you have have been ...
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Sylvester Stallone, Chuck Norris and Arnold Schwarzenegger are sitting in a bar
Sylvester Stallone says, "Guys, we should make a movie with the three of us, but I'm all out of ideas at the moment, I'm kind of bored with the standard action flicks."
Chuck says, "Guys, I'm bored of doing action movies too and I've got some ideas but you may not like them."
Sylveste...
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Sylvester Stallone wants to make a movie about classical music..
He wants to play Beethoven.
Jean Claud Van Damme says “I’ll be Mozart”
Arnold Schwarzenegger “c’mon guys. Don’t make me say it”.
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Sylvester Stallone has launched a new range of cakes. I would highly recommend them.
They are the best thing since Sly's bread.
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Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and Arnold Schwarzenegger are talking about making a new film together.
Sly: “I wanna show the world that we’re more than just action movie stars. I wanna make a movie about classical music and classical composers. I know you guys love that stuff too. What do you think? Will you help me make a movie about it and show the world how cultured we are?”
Bruce: “I cou...
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I invested all my money in a sylvester stallone action figure
my finances are a little rocky.
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Sylvester Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Dam, and Arnold Schwarzenegger
So one day, Sylvester Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Dam, and Arnold Schwarzenegger were sitting together in a bar, kicking back, drinking a few brews, talking about life and talking about the roles they'd played in movies.
As the three men talked, each was surprised to realize that all three of t...
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Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone are planning a costume party
and the theme is composers. Bruce tells the other stars, "I'll dress up as Mozart". Sylvester responds, "I'd be a great Beethoven". As the two are planning their costumes, Arnold checks the time and notices he's late for an appointment. As he hurries out the door, Bruce and Stallone ask "Hey, Arnol...
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whats Sylvester Stallone's favorite ice cream?
rocky road
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Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone and Chuck Norris are sitting in a boat boat...
Arnold puts his finger in the air and states: “7,3km/h windspeed from 33° north-east“. Stallone sticks out his tongue and says: “Exactly 20,87°C“. Chuck Norris opens his trousers and sticks his dick in the water and says: “Exactly 12,609m deep“.
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Sylvester Stallone, Chuck Norris, and Arnold Schwarzenegger are discussing what to dress up as for the 80's Action Hero Costume Ball.
"I know", says Stallone, "Lets all go as famous composers. "I'll be Beethoven".
"I'll go as Mozart", says Chuck.
Schwarzenegger gets up and walks swiftly to the door. At the last second, he looks back and says,
"I'll be Bach"
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Sylvester Stallone, Chuck Norris, and Arnold Schwarzenegger are reading a script at lunch...
It's for Stallone's new movie *The Composers*, about the descendants of famous European composers joining forces to fight terrorism. Stallone says he'll play Beethoven, "My theme will be ode to joy. But get this: Joy is the name of my shotgun."
"Nice," says Norris. "I'll be Mozart, and I'...
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I have decided to pass my time in self-quarantine by streaming Sylvester Stallone movies.
Unfortunately, I'm off to a Rocky start.
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TIL of Sylvester Stallone's even manlier brother.
Testos Stallone.
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It was going great with my girlfriend until she started putting her Sylvester Stallone dolls in the middle of the bed.
Things have been a little Rocky between us ever since.
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I’d would love to show you my Sylvester Stallone impression
But it’s really Rocky.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, and Dolph Lundgren were sitting around a a table
when they came up with the idea for a movie series based on the lives of classical musicians. They had all the details nailed down: the plot, the characters, the music, and so on. However, they couldn't decide which one of them was to play each classical composer in the film series. Eventually they ...
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Bruce Willis, Sylvester Stallone, and Arnold Schwarzenegger are all hired to do movies about the big three classical music composers. The director gives them the choice on who they play.
Bruce shrugs and says, "I guess I'll be Beethoven".
Stallone thinks for a minute and says, "Eh, I'll be Mozart then."
Everyone then turns to Arnold who looks down with a sigh, "I'll be Bach".
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I once had a girlfriend who was obsessed with Sylvester Stallone movies, but at the time all I wanted to watch was Arnold Schwarzenegger. We'd argue frequently, but in the end she'd always win out.
Needless to say... It was a Rocky relationship.
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Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Steven Seagal decide to make and star in a movie about famous composers...
Bruce: "Okay guys, let's decide which musicians we'd like to portray"
Seagal: "Well, I guess I'll play Beethoven if you guys think that works"
Stallone: "that seems like a good fit. I think I'll be Mozart."
Willis: "Sounds good so far. I'd like to portray Brahms."
*Stall...
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So there's this school play...
Sylvester Stallone, Chuck Norris, and Arnold Schwarzenegger have to put on a play featuring their favorite musical composers. They each toil over who they will play, until the next day they meet.
Stallone goes first.
"I'll be Mozart"
Next up is Chuck Norris.
"I'll be Beet...
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Hollywood Halloween
Bruce Willis and Sylvester Stallone were discussing their next Halloween costumes. They wanted to get away from the typical scary characters and do something different.
Bruce: 'how about historical figures? I'll go as Freud.'
Sly: 'ok, sounds good. I'll go as Leonardo Da Vinci.' ...
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Some Arnie jokes
My wife has just left me for Arnold Schwarzenegger.
She'll be back.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 7.
He replied, "I still love Vista, baby".
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A movie production company desperately needs a new idea. They decide to ma...
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