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What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.
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What do you call a Twitter whistleblower?

A muskrat.
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What type of rodent needs cologne?

A muskrat.
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Guy can tell how any animal was killed

Guy walks into a bar and says: While I am blindfolded, I can feel the pelt of any animal and tell you how it was killed.

People start betting, the guy is blindfolded and given the first pelt (this bar has them for some reason).

the man holds the pelt and fingers the bullet hole, th...
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