Where do otters come from?

Otter Space.

Why did the otter cross the river?

To get to the otter side

Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

What's the difference between an otter and a navy aircrewman?

At least the otter knows he's not a seal.

Why do Otters swim on their backs?

To keep their nuts dry.

Juan Vega, the clam diver, found an injured sea otter and nursed it back to health.

From the moment the grateful otter was able to walk, it never left Juan's side. It even learned to dig for clams.

One day, a man went to Juan's house looking to hire him for a week. His wife answered the door.

'Sure,' his wife said. 'It will cost you $500.'

'That much?'

'...

A husband and wife are driving home and run over a otter.

They get out and find its still breathing but freezing cold. The husband says "Put it between your legs to warm it up" Wife replies "But its all wet and it stinks!" Husband says "Well hold its nose!".

What does a shaved otter look like?

Odder...

Sorry

Have you ever tried beaver curry?

It’s just like a regular curry but a little otter!

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A chicken walks into a bar..

..and orders five flagons of mead. After the fourth alcoholic beverage, the bartender asks him..

  

"Hey buddy why the long fac..oh wait not a horse lol."

  

The chicken gulps down his fifth drink and laments.

  

"You see, that ott...

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[GOD INVENTING THE WEASEL] You know what we need?

An otter you can't fucking trust.

Binghamton University's Athletic Director compared the mens basketball team to a zoo. The Binghamton Zoo responded with the following letter:

I am tired of hearing that blight on Binghamton University, the men's basketball team, being referred to as a "zoo." The Binghamton Zoo at Ross Park has just received re-accreditation by the Association of Zoos and Aquariums, the industry's governing authority. We achieved this status by being in th...

I'm going to combine my hobbies of taxidermy and bomb making

And make you an otter you can't defuse.

Beaver curry

A Canadian is showing his English friend around his hometown.

Canadian: "Have you ever tried beaver curry?"

Englishman: "Beaver curry,!?"

Canadian: " Yeah, it's like normal curry, but just a bit otter."

Did you hear that some aquatic mammals escaped from the zoo?

It was otter chaos!

I get beavers and similar animals mixed up.

I otter know better.

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

What animal would you most like to be on a cold day?

A little otter

What do you call a semiaquatic, furry little animal than never amounted to anything in it's life?

An *otter* failure (I'll see myself out)

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