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my chinchilla ate its babies

now it's a kinkiller

Did you hear about the new cooling device for the lower jaw of a south American rodent?

It's a chinchilla chin chiller.

For sale: baby shoes, never worn

My wife is mad enough that I bought the chinchilla in the first place. She's going to freak out when she sees the accessories. I gotta get rid of them ASAP.

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