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Ocelot Jokes

How many species of wild cat are there?

I don't have an exact number, but there's an ocelot of them.

What do you call a baby ocelot?

An ocelittle.

I took my kids to the zoo to see exotic cats, but we couldn't find the ocelots

I think we just got ocelost.

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How do you titillate an ocelot?

You oscillate its a lot.

I don't know how many tigers there are in South America

But I'm sure there are ocelots
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