Last night, I dreamt of a nice walk on a beautiful sandy beach
I guess that's why I found footprints in my cat's litterbox the next morning.
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A husband and wife decide that each can give the other one 3 rules they have to follow.
The wife starts. ´First of all, I want to watch a movie togheter once every week. And I get to decide which one´ Her husband says: ´Of course I agree honey.´ The wife continues: ´Second of all, I want the house to smell nice. You need to make sure there are always 3 scented candles on.´ Her husband ...