UPJOKE
furhaircatcatlikehair ballrabbitvomitingskunkzitlitterboxhangnailbezoartrichobezoarstomachtangle

Hairball Jokes

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

What's the difference between ball-hair and a hairball?

One is found under a dick, the other comes from a pussy.

My cat had a hairball caught in her throat

It was awful, she couldn't get it out. She'd wander around hacking, trying to get it out. I chatted with a vet about this and he suggested i put vaseline on her front paws. I...uh what? He explained further - vaseline is a non-toxic lubricant. If you put it on her paws, cats hate the feeling and ...

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A boy and his dog

A young man walks into a bar, followed closely by a large ball of black hair. The bartender looks at him and says "We dont allow dogs in here!"

The young man responds, "That's not a dog, it's a wooleybugger."

"What's a woolybugger?" quips the bartender.

"Come outside and I'll s...

What is a cats favorite sport?

hairball! :D

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

The cat.

This is the story of a normal married couple with a cat.

The husband was getting sick of having this lazy cat around. All the cat did was scratch up their awesome furniture, cough up hairballs, sit on his face, you know... normal cat shit

So one day the husband says 'screw this im get...

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.