Thespian Jokes

Hamlet

I guess I misheard him we he said he was a "Meth Head" Actor

There was once a great actor who could no longer remember his lines. After many years he finds a theatre where they are prepared to give him a chance to shine again.

The director says, "This is the most important part, and it has only one line. You walk on to the stage at the opening carrying... read more

Because she told him she wanted to become a thespian.

Acclaimed actor goes missing. Police zero in on the suspects being his director, wife and brother. Plot twist: Actor is now living a different life disguised as a quizmaster at a European game show. No one expects thespian is in quiz session.

A trio of Teutonic thespians were discussing their latest projects, which all happened to be biopics for famous classical composers.

Til Schweiger says “I have always admired Ludwig Van Beethoven, and I will star in a film of his life. “

“I am more of a Mozart fan myself,” said Christ... read more

He pleaded with producers to give him just one more film but they already had his replacement lined up, a younger actor they felt was more suitable for the leading role in an action movie. But Dalton wouldn't quit that easily. He convinced the producers that if he could best his would-be replacement... read more