I took my wife to a wife swapping party last night...
I took my wife to a wife swapping party last night, I did quite well, I got a set of socket spanners for her.
So yea, swapping the names on the tombstones...
Was a grave idea...
I went to a wife swapping party the other night.
Came back with a great stereo.
I really do wish Marvel would re-release The Avengers with Clark Gregg and Samuel L. Jackson swapping roles...
Black Coulson, wontcha come...
Rearrange the letters PNEIS ...
**When I was young I wanted to be a doctor, so I took the entrance exam to go to Medical School.**
**One of the questions asked was to rearrange the letters PNEIS into the name of an important human body part which is most useful when it is erect. Those who answered SPINE are doctors tod...
How many /r/jokes Redditor's does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Doesn't matter. They'll just keep swapping them out for old ones.
What's the difference between a fancy dinner party and cannibalism?
Swapping an "I" for and "O".
Medical Checkup
GP: You have too much sugar in your diet. I recommend swapping desserts for appetisers. They’re much better for you nutritionally.
Patient: Ugh do I have to?
GP: Doctor’s hors d’oeurves.
Does anyone have Oxfams number? I just got my water bill for £278 and then heard on TV that Oxfam can supply a family for just £2 a month.
I am swapping providers..
Bloke walking down the road with a coffin on his shoulder.
Stops at a house and knocks on the door. “Hello,” he says to the bloke opening the door, “Is this the wife swapping party?”
Steve always thought Greg's wife was hot.
Steve: How about me and you do a little wife-swapping?
Greg: Steve, you're not married.
Steve: C'mon man, I'll get you back later.
A woman brings her dead husband to the funeral home
The mortician comes out and says; "Madam, we have prepared everything for your husband's funeral tomorrow. We just wanted your comment on how he should look since mentioned wanting an open casket?"
The wife looks at her husband and bursts in tears; "I'm sorry, but I see you've dressed him in ...
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Towel
Paddys wife has not had an for the 15 yrs they have been married . The doctor suggests that she may be overheating during and a cool breeze may help . Being a bit tight , he decides not to by a fan , but asks his friend to waft a towel over them during the act . After half an hou...
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