A man’s wife tells him if he comes home drunk one more time she’ll divorce him.
Later that night he’s at the pub and gets so drunk that he pukes all over his shirt.
“Oh no! I’m in big trouble now. My wife said she’ll divorce me if i come home drunk again!”
His friend tells him not to worry. “Just put a twenty dollar bill in your shirt pocket, and when she sees yo...
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A Nun, a Priest and a camel
So theres a nun and a priest walking through a vast desert with their camel. On the camel is their water and food plus all other belongings. They've been walking for a few days before suddenly the camel collapses. The priest checks its breathing and confirms it's dead. With too far to go and no way ...
A Vietnamese couple get married, but both want to keep their surname. Luckily neither mind, agreeing to double barrel the two names.
It’s a Nguyen-Nguyen situation.