Two old Jewish men are strolling down the street one day, when they happen to walk by a Catholic church. They see a big sign posted that says, "Convert to Catholicism and get $20."
Murray stops and stares at the sign. Abe turns to him and says, "Murray, what's going on?"
"Abe," replies...
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Bear Conversion
A priest, a minister and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So they agree to each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it.
Later they get together to compare results. The priest begins: “When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him wi...
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Cubical Conversion
I was in a public toilet and had just sat down, when I heard a voice from the next cubicle.
He said, "Hi! How are you?"
Embarrassed, I said. "I'm doing fine."
The voice said, "So what are you up to?"
I said, "Just doing the same as you, sitting here!"
The voice ask...
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What did they call conversion therapy back in the Stone Age?
Homo correctus
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I took part in a conversion therapy test
Now I'm no longer attracted to my wife, her brother is really hot though.
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My parents sent me to conversion therapy.
They wanted me to go from "Pascals" to "Jewels".
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What do you call a conversion from centimeters to inches?
an erection
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