Conversion Jokes

Two old Jewish men are strolling down the street one day, when they happen to walk by a Catholic church. They see a big sign posted that says, "Convert to Catholicism and get $20."

Murray stops and stares at the sign. Abe turns to him and says, "Murray, what's going on?"

"Abe," replies... read more

A priest, a minister and a rabbi want to see who’s best at his job. So they agree to each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it.

Later they get together to compare results. The priest begins:
“When I found the bear, I read to him from the Catechism and sprinkled him wi... read more

I was in a public toilet and had just sat down, when I heard a voice from the next cubicle.

He said, "Hi! How are you?"

Embarrassed, I said. "I'm doing fine."

The voice said, "So what are you up to?"

I said, "Just doing the same as you, sitting here!"

The voice ask... read more

Now I'm no longer attracted to my wife, her brother is really hot though.

They wanted me to go from "Pascals" to "Jewels".

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