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I took my wife to a wife swapping party last night...

I took my wife to a wife swapping party last night, I did quite well, I got a set of socket spanners for her.

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Alien wife swapping

A Martian couple and an Earthling couple have met and are talking about all sorts of things.

Finally, the subject of sex comes up.

"Just how do you guys do it?" asked the Earthling.

"Pretty much the way you do," responded the Martian.

Discussion ensues and finally the...

I went to a wife swapping party the other night.

Came back with a great stereo.

Bloke walking down the road with a coffin on his shoulder.

Stops at a house and knocks on the door. โ€œHello,โ€ he says to the bloke opening the door, โ€œIs this the wife swapping party?โ€

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