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Surprise Birthday Party Jokes

I got 50 dollars from my mom...

She told me to take my brother to the movies, but not to bring him home before 6, so they had time to prepare his surprise birthday party.

That's the day I realized he was the favorite twin.

I finally realized my parents favored my twin brother.

It hit me when they asked me to blow up balloons for his surprise birthday party.

I threw a surprise birthday party for my blind cousin.

He never saw it coming.

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A fellow stuck in a coronavirus outbreak, prayed to God for help.

Soon the head of the WHO came by. He said “Try social distancing! It can save you!”

The fellow shouted back, "No, it's OK, I'm praying to God and he is going to save me.” So the head of the WHO went on.

Then Dr. Fauci came by and told the man “Wear a mask! It can save you!”

The ...

My mother asked me to hand out invitations for my brothers surprise birthday party.

That's when I realised he was the favourite twin.

Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans.

He loved them dearly, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat explosive effect on him.


One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself, “she’ll never go through with the marriage with me carrying on like this,” so...

A married couple shows up to court explaining their divorce and argument

The judge let's the wife tell her side first. "For my husbands birthday, our family and his coworkers planned a surprise birthday party. We showed up to the house and when me and the kids went to say happy birthday first, he was laying seductively on the sofa naked. " The court room gasps in disbeli...

Getting old certainly has its benefits.

Every birthday party is a surprise birthday party when you reach 80 years of age.

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