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Socializing Jokes

Why are prisoners so bad at socializing?

Because they're in cells.

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Therapist: "So, what do you think is the reason for you to have problems socializing?"

Me: "Well, that's for YOU to find out, you stupid cunt!"

Socializing for me is like shoes......

I wear slippers.

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A friend of mine was having trouble socializing with Japanese Karp,

I told him to be less koi

Imagine being a social creature that's bad at socializing.

Oh wait. I don't have to

Elderly couples are socializing over tea and biscuits, men are playing cards...

Marv: Oh, Benny, you won't believe the new diner we went to - the foood! Oy vey! You must try it!!

Benny: What's it called?

Marv: Hang on.. Oy... Um.. Hm.. What's that flower - all red and prickly?

Ben: A Rose?

Marv: Yes! Yes! Rose! **Hey, Rose, hon!!! What was the name o...

Been working on better socializing my dog. Think I've done too well

All he wants to do is rise up and seize the means of pawduction.

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News story reminds me of old JFK "golden toilet" joke

Read in the news that thieves had been charged with stealing a $6 million gold toilet and it reminded me of this "classic."

For some reason one of the characters in this joke when it was told to me was JFK. The accent maybe made it more humorous.

JFK is on a talk show telling the story...

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