Surprise Party Jokes - 11 Hilarious Surprise Party Jokes

My mother asked me to hand out invitations to my brother’s surprise party.

That’s when I realized he was her favourite twin.

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What made Jupiter’s surprise party go off with out a hitch?

Mars, Uranus, and Venus really knew how to planet.

What do you call a surprise party in India?

Arranged marriage

p.s. I'm an Indian living in India.

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Did you hear the story of the anarchists' surprise party?

Well, the surprise was that there was no party.

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Why wasn't Thor invited to his brother's surprise party?

Odin wanted to keep it 'Loki'.

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My mother handed me $20

"Take your brother to see a movie for his birthday. Keep him out until 2:00 while your father and I set up his surprise party."

That was the day I realized my brother was the favourite twin.

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Where does a Buddhist hide for a surprise party?

In The Present.

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My friends are nice but kinda dumb.

I was just invited to a surprise party for myself.

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What's the Best Way To Embarrass A Psychic On Their Birthday?

Throw Them A Surprise Party.

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Rabbi Nakayama

A small Jewish community in the north has been waiting for a Rabbi for years. Finally, they get word that the Rabbinical Council found someone, and the entire community goes out to the one-runway airport to meet him. When the plane lands, a Japanese man steps out and tells them he's Rabbi Nakayama. ...

Thought I'd try writing bad monologue jokes today. Like Jay Leno bad.

Russia says it will begin patrolling with nuclear submarines again for the first time in 20 years. Nuclear subs that are 20 years old? I didn’t know Russia had Subway.

In Texas, a husband and wife are blaming one another for sending ricin-laced letters to public officials. As the saying goes,...

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