Birthday Cake Jokes

Because he was already stuffed...

Sorry, I'll do better next year - definitely Muffin that I will repeat again!

If you pay someone to bake you one, they can make it say whatever you want.

Someone starts a fire right above your head, and then everyone starts singing.

I wanted to halve my cake and eat it too

Today is my cake day

...the other half. this is my cringe cakeday joke.

Why did I get divorce, you ask? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't get me a present and didn't even wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my co-workers didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy bi... read more

He was already stuffed.

He's not the richest of men, which puts the nicer cake shops out of the question. However, he's confident that he can figure something out.

Down the road from where he lives, an old Buddhist man owns a pastry store. He's a kind man, with reasonable prices and a perpetual smile on his face. Ho... read more

Until my doctor advised me to take the candles off first.

Happy cake day to me!

Nobody checks.

My cake gets blowed atleast once a year

After you are set on fire, you are eaten by the hero that saved you.

It just takes more commitment

It felt crumby!

(PS I like this joke because it taught me how to spell crumby)

Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say,
"Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday."
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He walks up to the counter and asks " Do you have a birthday cake with spinach?" "No I'm sorry we don't" says the store clerk. "Ok" says the rabbit and promptly bounces out of the store.

The rabbit comes back a couple of times and asks the same question and gets the same answer so the store ... read more

He destroyed it while trying to blow out the candles.

Because icing is not allowed.

...so he decided to be made one with everything.

They don't blow out the candles on their birthday cake.

On the morning of her birthday. I woke up early and made her a nice big bowl of coco pops. I then took her to for a special trip to Legoland. On the way home we stopped at McDonald’s where I got her a Happy Meal together we a special McDonalds balloon. We then went to the cinema where they were pl... read more

Q: Why do people like writing on their birthday cake?
A: Because they can have their cake and read it too!

Birthday Cake

What sort of birthday cake do ghosts prefer?

An “I scream” cake

Honey unlike a birthday cake you'll actually get what you wish for if you blow me.

So I was talking to my new colleague about why he left his last job. He said "Well here's the story. Last week was my birthday. But neither my children nor my wife wished me. I went to work, and my friends and colleagues also ignored me. I was feeling pretty down in the dumps. But then my beautiful ... read more

Why did the students eat their homework?

Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.


What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake?

"What's eating you?"


Why did the birthday cake go to the doctor?

Because it was feeling crumby!

I couldn't find a lighter, so I used a candle...

Completely ruined my kid's birthday cake!