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Techno Jokes

Why do techno snobs love acid and ketamine so much?

Cuz they can't get over their high horse without tripping.

Who is the Supreme leader of House Techno Music?

Kim Jong Untz-untz-untz-untz

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

NSFW Husband: “Can I get a blow job?”

Me: “I’m too tired for all that Jazz”

Husband: “Then pretend like it’s techno and give it a good beat.”

Robot vs AntiRobot music

What is a robot's favorite music? Heavy Metal

What is an anti-robot's favorite music? TechNo

People who like trance music are very persistent

They don't techno for an answer.

A new app for forestry...

As a pretty techno savvy guy studying forestry in the U.K., I'm always on the lookout for new apps relating to forestry.

Needless to say, I recently found this great app for foresters who need help with felling trees. It's quite simple, they can upload images of trees/woodlands which need fel...

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