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What does a techno DJ say, when he is out of pills?

Somebody turn off this shitty music please!

Who is the Supreme leader of House Techno Music?

Kim Jong Untz-untz-untz-untz

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NSFW Husband: “Can I get a blow job?”

Me: “I’m too tired for all that Jazz”

Husband: “Then pretend like it’s techno and give it a good beat.”

People who like trance music are very persistent

They don't techno for an answer.

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