Coming Of Age Jokes - 10 Hilarious Coming Of Age Jokes

What happens to a Jewish boy's foreskin as he reaches his coming of age?

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What do you call the coming of age tale for a Norse God?

A Thor-igin story.

Also what I think Taika would've named the first movie if he had done it.

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I wrote a novel about an old man who grows younger every time he masturbates.

It's a coming of age story.

Timmy was coming of age

And so his father decided to help him with his "situation".

He gave him some money and said: Okay son! You're going to go at the edge of town and find one of those girls hanging out there, pay her and she will make a man out of you.

Hearing all this through the hallway, Timmy's neigh...

Captain

A U.S. Navy cruiser pulled into port in Mississippi for a week's liberty.The first evening, the Captain was more than a little surprised to receive the following letter from the wife of a wealthy plantation owner: “Dear Captain, Thursday will be my daughter Melinda's coming of age party. I would li...

Jewish Dog

What do you call a coming of age party for a Jewish person’s dog?

A bark mitzvah.

Thanks to Lewis Black

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A man who has an interest in painters and their works has a child.

A man who has an interest in painters and their works has a child. A boy, who grows to have his father's passion for art. One day when the boy is coming of age they have a big argument and the young man leaves his father's house to go out on his own. He is gone for many years.

During tha...

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Boy discovers where babies come from

Boy that lives in the country is coming of age and starting to discover himself. He goes out in the woods and is touching himself when suddenly something shoots out of his penis and lands on a rock.

Concerned that something is wrong with him he runs back home to tell his dad what happened. H...

So a German father steps into a butcher shop

to provide food for his kid's 18th birthday party. They exchange pleasantries and the father asks for authentic german meats food for his son's party.

"That would be about ten euros per guest for a lavish traditional meal," the butcher says. The father, who is celebrating not only his son's c...

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Bear with me...

A Russian man decides to take his son to the local pub to get shitfaced and meet the guys, as was tradition for a boy coming of age. The father sits the son down and explains to him that in order to be a real man he would have to complete three tasks. "First, you must drink this whole bottle of vodk...

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